Thursday, August 09, 2007

My friend's friend

The name Anisha
Anantapadmanabhan...
Almost a haiku

Cybernerds

They always say these:
LOL, BRB, and
WTF

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

51

The 51st post
I forgot 1 post ago
That I hit 50

Friday, May 04, 2007

Not Enough

Finishing Haikus
Is tough because they are short
Lines could end mid-sent..

Monday, February 12, 2007

Bob

The Price is Right host
Wants us to spay and neuter
Cats and dogs hate him

The Beatis

Oh Wilford Brimley
When you say, "DY-uh-BEAT-iss"
It is maddening.

Monday, November 27, 2006

Deep Haiku

When writing haikus
They can't be too meaningful
Because they're so short

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Office Potluck

Early Thankgiving
Turkey, ham, lots of desserts
And topped with COOL WHIP

Thursday, November 02, 2006

New regimen

Eat 4 meals per day
Exercise 4 times a week
Don't eat after 10

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Nails

Toenails are painted
Alternating blue and gold
For UCLA

Friday, August 04, 2006

Cleaning

I vacuumed today
And I found thirty-three cents
In the couch cushions

Will Ferrell

Why does Will Ferrell
Get to make shitty movies
Wayans Brothers, too

Friday, June 02, 2006

Moving sucks

I don't like moving
I hope it will be awhile
Before the next time

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Moving

Moving really sucks
Buying and packing boxes
And paying movers.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Softball

Our team is the worst
Yesterday we lost both games
By at least 15

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

NBA Playoffs

Suns versus Lakers
Nash will be the MVP
Should have been Kobe

Sunday, April 09, 2006

People who suck

The time has now come
For me to list all of them
The people who suck