Soccer

Soccer can be fun
But it can be dangerous
Always wear a cup

Undies

Don't buy underwear
If the package is open
Unless you like that

One of many nonsensical haikus

So many peanuts
So little time, said the ant
And then I crushed him

Haiku Format

So each haiku is
17 syllables long
Don't believe me? Check.

Vicinity of Obscenity

System of a Down
Banana Terracotta
Terracotta Pie