Musicals

Annoying actors
"Spontaneous" song and dance
Somebody shoot me

Rita

Hurricane Rita
Is coming here this weekend
Good luck to Houston

Biscuits

Ran out of biscuits
In the cafeteria!
Had English muffins

Tommy Boy

Chris Farley's funny
"Fat guy in a little coat"
Always makes me laugh

Candy Corn

What a stupid name
Real corn's not tri-colored
Just yellow (or white)

Drunk Bathing

If you bathe while drunk
It doesn't feel good or bad
Just a little weird

Thai food

I like Pad See-Ew
If I put too much hot sauce
Flames shoot from my ass

Talking Politics

If you aren't smart
Use big words like "bourgeois" and
"Proletariat"

Green Day

When Green Day started
I found them tolerable
Now I think they suck

More hands

A man with more hands
He could do many great things
Or just wack off more

Pez

Pull back plastic head
Fill it with colored candy
Eat it from its neck

Sloppy Joes

Cook ground beef and add
Ketchup and barbeque sauce
Simmer 10 minutes

To Be With You

"Hold on little girl
Show me what he's done to you"
- Song by Mr. Big

Dinner

Tonight for dinner
I had granola, salad,
And two oranges

Haikus

You can write haikus
About anything you want
Like shoes, pens, or beef

Monkeys

Like little humans
Their antics are laughable
Too bad they throw poo

Northwestern 38, N. Illinois 37

Who would go for 2?
An extra point would tie it
Coach is a moron

UCLA 63, Rice 21

That was a blowout
49 in the first half
Next week: a real team

#2 Texas 25, #4 Ohio St 22

Too many mistakes
Our defense won us that game
Hope we beat OU

Friends

Monica and Ross
Chandler, Phoebe, and Rachel
Joey has a show

Weekend at Bernie's

Oh sweet dead Bernie
Don't you have rigor mortis?
McCarthy acts well

Excel-lent

Microsoft Excel
Pivot tables are my life
Don't you love data?