<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957</id><updated>2011-04-21T19:40:08.252-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Too Ku for Schoo'</title><subtitle type='html'>You can write haikus
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About anything you want
&lt;br&gt;
Like shoes, pens, or beef</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' 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src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-6235782009982556975</id><published>2007-08-09T13:22:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-09T13:24:35.584-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Cybernerds</title><content type='html'>They always say these:&lt;br /&gt;LOL, BRB, and&lt;br /&gt;WTF&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-6235782009982556975?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/6235782009982556975/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=6235782009982556975' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-4575894976242640353?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/4575894976242640353/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=4575894976242640353' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/4575894976242640353'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/4575894976242640353'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2007/06/51.html' title='51'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-104663861147226205</id><published>2007-05-04T15:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-04T15:39:01.080-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Not Enough</title><content type='html'>Finishing Haikus&lt;br /&gt;Is tough because they are short&lt;br /&gt;Lines could end mid-sent..&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-104663861147226205?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/104663861147226205/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=104663861147226205' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' 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him&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-4446078582402271609?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/4446078582402271609/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=4446078582402271609' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/4446078582402271609'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/4446078582402271609'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2007/02/bob.html' title='Bob'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-7499185294180529748</id><published>2007-02-12T12:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-12T12:31:34.078-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Beatis</title><content type='html'>Oh Wilford Brimley&lt;br /&gt;When you say, "DY-uh-BEAT-iss"&lt;br /&gt;It is maddening.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-7499185294180529748?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/7499185294180529748/comments/default' 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Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=116250728192652505' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/116250728192652505'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/116250728192652505'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2006/11/new-regimen.html' title='New regimen'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-115764187517312862</id><published>2006-09-07T08:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-07T08:11:15.196-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Nails</title><content type='html'>Toenails are painted&lt;br /&gt;Alternating blue and gold&lt;br /&gt;For UCLA&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-115764187517312862?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/115764187517312862/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=115764187517312862' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-115475396335812343?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/115475396335812343/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=115475396335812343' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/115475396335812343'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/115475396335812343'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2006/08/cleaning.html' title='Cleaning'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-115475384473308063</id><published>2006-08-04T21:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-08-04T21:57:24.743-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Will Ferrell</title><content type='html'>Why does Will Ferrell&lt;br /&gt;Get to make shitty movies&lt;br /&gt;Wayans Brothers, too&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-115475384473308063?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/115475384473308063/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=115475384473308063' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/115475384473308063'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/115475384473308063'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2006/08/will-ferrell.html' title='Will Ferrell'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-114927584652600341</id><published>2006-06-02T12:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-02T12:17:26.546-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Moving sucks</title><content type='html'>I don't like moving&lt;br /&gt;I hope it will be awhile&lt;br /&gt;Before the next time&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-114927584652600341?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/114927584652600341/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=114927584652600341' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/114927584652600341'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/114927584652600341'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2006/06/moving-sucks.html' title='Moving sucks'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-114789750604161340</id><published>2006-05-17T13:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-17T13:25:06.076-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Moving</title><content type='html'>Moving really sucks&lt;br /&gt;Buying and packing boxes&lt;br /&gt;And paying movers.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-114789750604161340?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/114789750604161340/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=114789750604161340' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/114789750604161340'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/114789750604161340'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2006/05/moving.html' title='Moving'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-114735768645273619</id><published>2006-05-11T07:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-11T07:28:06.473-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Softball</title><content type='html'>Our team is the worst&lt;br /&gt;Yesterday we lost both games&lt;br /&gt;By at least 15&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-114735768645273619?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/114735768645273619/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=114735768645273619' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/114735768645273619'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/114735768645273619'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2006/05/softball.html' title='Softball'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-114611092000483814</id><published>2006-04-26T21:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-26T21:08:40.016-07:00</updated><title type='text'>NBA Playoffs</title><content type='html'>Suns versus Lakers&lt;br /&gt;Nash will be the MVP&lt;br /&gt;Should have been Kobe&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-114611092000483814?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/114611092000483814/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=114611092000483814' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/114611092000483814'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/114611092000483814'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2006/04/nba-playoffs.html' title='NBA Playoffs'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-114464263996866158</id><published>2006-04-09T21:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-09T21:17:33.696-07:00</updated><title type='text'>People who suck</title><content type='html'>The time has now come&lt;br /&gt;For me to list all of them&lt;br /&gt;The &lt;a href="http://allthepeoplewhosuck.blogspot.com"&gt;people who suck&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-114464263996866158?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/114464263996866158/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=114464263996866158' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/114464263996866158'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/114464263996866158'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2006/04/people-who-suck.html' title='People who suck'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-114315213835485462</id><published>2006-03-23T14:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-23T14:15:38.366-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Donkeys</title><content type='html'>Donkeys are crazy&lt;br /&gt;When they make those hee-haw sounds&lt;br /&gt;And try to kick you&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-114315213835485462?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/114315213835485462/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=114315213835485462' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/114315213835485462'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/114315213835485462'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2006/03/donkeys.html' title='Donkeys'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-114315143402117321</id><published>2006-03-23T14:03:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-23T14:03:54.033-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Return</title><content type='html'>It's been a long time&lt;br /&gt;Since I last wrote a haiku&lt;br /&gt;Finally, here's one&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-114315143402117321?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/114315143402117321/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=114315143402117321' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/114315143402117321'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/114315143402117321'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2006/03/return.html' title='Return'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-113951205277689513</id><published>2006-02-09T11:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-09T11:07:32.796-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Business Trip</title><content type='html'>Ate and drank so much&lt;br /&gt;All-day meetings each day&lt;br /&gt;With beach views outside&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-113951205277689513?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/113951205277689513/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=113951205277689513' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/113951205277689513'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/113951205277689513'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2006/02/business-trip.html' title='Business Trip'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-113708982714397183</id><published>2006-01-12T10:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-12T10:17:07.143-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Soccer</title><content type='html'>Soccer can be fun&lt;br /&gt;But it can be dangerous&lt;br /&gt;Always wear a cup&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-113708982714397183?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/113708982714397183/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=113708982714397183' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/113708982714397183'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/113708982714397183'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2006/01/soccer.html' title='Soccer'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-113708971396281942</id><published>2006-01-12T10:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-12T10:15:13.963-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Undies</title><content type='html'>Don't buy underwear&lt;br /&gt;If the package is open&lt;br /&gt;Unless you like that&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-113708971396281942?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/113708971396281942/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=113708971396281942' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/113708971396281942'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/113708971396281942'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2006/01/undies.html' title='Undies'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-113708966856010354</id><published>2006-01-12T10:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-12T10:14:28.580-08:00</updated><title type='text'>One of many nonsensical haikus</title><content type='html'>So many peanuts&lt;br /&gt;So little time, said the ant&lt;br /&gt;And then I crushed him&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-113708966856010354?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/113708966856010354/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=113708966856010354' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/113708966856010354'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/113708966856010354'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2006/01/one-of-many-nonsensical-haikus.html' title='One of many nonsensical haikus'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-113657931745921440</id><published>2006-01-06T12:26:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-06T12:28:37.460-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Haiku Format</title><content type='html'>So each haiku is &lt;br /&gt;17 syllables long&lt;br /&gt;Don't believe me? Check.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-113657931745921440?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/113657931745921440/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=113657931745921440' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/113657931745921440'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/113657931745921440'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2006/01/haiku-format.html' title='Haiku Format'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-113657913170221674</id><published>2006-01-06T12:21:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-06T12:26:04.546-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Vicinity of Obscenity</title><content type='html'>System of a Down&lt;br /&gt;Banana Terracotta&lt;br /&gt;Terracotta Pie&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-113657913170221674?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/113657913170221674/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=113657913170221674' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/113657913170221674'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/113657913170221674'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2006/01/vicinity-of-obscenity.html' title='Vicinity of Obscenity'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-113113475745552122</id><published>2005-11-04T12:05:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-04T12:05:57.456-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Jalapenos</title><content type='html'>Like my friend Aseem&lt;br /&gt;Always remarks,"Hot going&lt;br /&gt;In, Hot coming out."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-113113475745552122?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/113113475745552122/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=113113475745552122' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/113113475745552122'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/113113475745552122'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2005/11/jalapenos.html' title='Jalapenos'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-113113463305874376</id><published>2005-11-04T12:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-04T12:03:53.076-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Lou</title><content type='html'>Nelly's from tha Lou&lt;br /&gt;And he's proud, much like Big Mac&lt;br /&gt;Hitting his homers&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-113113463305874376?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/113113463305874376/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=113113463305874376' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/113113463305874376'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/113113463305874376'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2005/11/lou.html' title='Lou'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-113096694665511695</id><published>2005-11-02T13:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-02T13:29:06.670-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Full</title><content type='html'>I am so full now&lt;br /&gt;But Halloween invaded&lt;br /&gt;Candy everywhere!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-113096694665511695?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/113096694665511695/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=113096694665511695' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/113096694665511695'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/113096694665511695'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2005/11/full.html' title='Full'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-112958193469909337</id><published>2005-10-17T13:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-17T13:45:34.713-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Football</title><content type='html'>I'm getting nervous&lt;br /&gt;UCLA and Texas&lt;br /&gt;Still undefeated!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Texas will be fine&lt;br /&gt;UCLA is shaky&lt;br /&gt;A comeback each week&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-112958193469909337?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/112958193469909337/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=112958193469909337' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/112958193469909337'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/112958193469909337'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2005/10/football.html' title='Football'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-112922395132606417</id><published>2005-10-13T10:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-13T10:19:11.346-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Softball</title><content type='html'>Our team is so bad&lt;br /&gt;We have lost all of our games&lt;br /&gt;I doubt we'll win one&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-112922395132606417?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/112922395132606417/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=112922395132606417' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/112922395132606417'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/112922395132606417'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2005/10/softball.html' title='Softball'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-112869783447885371</id><published>2005-10-07T08:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-07T08:10:34.486-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Someday</title><content type='html'>One day I will write&lt;br /&gt;A story written only&lt;br /&gt;in Haiku format&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-112869783447885371?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/112869783447885371/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=112869783447885371' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-112802118610496740?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/112802118610496740/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=112802118610496740' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/112802118610496740'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/112802118610496740'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2005/09/musicals.html' title='Musicals'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-112742524547705336</id><published>2005-09-22T14:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-22T14:40:45.483-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Rita</title><content type='html'>Hurricane Rita&lt;br /&gt;Is coming here this weekend&lt;br /&gt;Good luck to Houston&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-112742524547705336?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/112742524547705336/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=112742524547705336' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/112742524547705336'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/112742524547705336'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2005/09/rita.html' title='Rita'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-112714565672806247</id><published>2005-09-19T08:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-19T09:00:57.153-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Biscuits</title><content type='html'>Ran out of biscuits&lt;br /&gt;In the cafeteria!&lt;br /&gt;Had English muffins&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-112714565672806247?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/112714565672806247/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=112714565672806247' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/112714565672806247'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/112714565672806247'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2005/09/biscuits.html' title='Biscuits'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-112690363433017595</id><published>2005-09-16T13:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-28T15:07:07.800-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Tommy Boy</title><content type='html'>Chris Farley's funny&lt;br /&gt;"Fat guy in a little coat"&lt;br /&gt;Always makes me laugh&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-112690363433017595?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/112690363433017595/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=112690363433017595' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/112690363433017595'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/112690363433017595'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2005/09/tommy-boy.html' title='Tommy Boy'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-112681064544453127</id><published>2005-09-15T11:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-15T11:57:25.446-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Candy Corn</title><content type='html'>What a stupid name&lt;br /&gt;Real corn's not tri-colored&lt;br /&gt;Just yellow (or white)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-112681064544453127?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/112681064544453127/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=112681064544453127' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/112681064544453127'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/112681064544453127'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2005/09/candy-corn.html' title='Candy Corn'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-112674788414573945</id><published>2005-09-14T18:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-14T18:31:24.146-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Drunk Bathing</title><content type='html'>If you bathe while drunk&lt;br /&gt;It doesn't feel good or bad&lt;br /&gt;Just a little weird&lt;div 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Bathing'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-112673606409204022</id><published>2005-09-14T15:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-14T15:14:24.096-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Thai food</title><content type='html'>I like Pad See-Ew&lt;br /&gt;If I put too much hot sauce&lt;br /&gt;Flames shoot from my ass&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-112673606409204022?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/112673606409204022/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=112673606409204022' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/112673606409204022'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/112673606409204022'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2005/09/thai-food.html' title='Thai food'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-112665452033659792</id><published>2005-09-13T16:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-14T18:37:16.943-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Talking Politics</title><content type='html'>If you aren't smart&lt;br /&gt;Use big words like "bourgeois" and&lt;br /&gt;"Proletariat"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-112665452033659792?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/112665452033659792/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=112665452033659792' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/112665452033659792'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/112665452033659792'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2005/09/talking-politics.html' title='Talking Politics'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-112665439920860113</id><published>2005-09-13T16:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-13T16:33:19.213-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Green Day</title><content type='html'>When Green Day started&lt;br /&gt;I found them tolerable&lt;br /&gt;Now I think they suck&lt;div 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candy&lt;br /&gt;Eat it from its neck&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-112664913353116590?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/112664913353116590/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=112664913353116590' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/112664913353116590'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/112664913353116590'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2005/09/pez.html' title='Pez'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-112662823805106869</id><published>2005-09-13T09:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-13T09:17:18.056-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Sloppy Joes</title><content type='html'>Cook ground beef and add&lt;br /&gt;Ketchup and barbeque sauce&lt;br /&gt;Simmer 10 minutes&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-112662823805106869?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/112662823805106869/comments/default' 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/&gt;Too bad they throw poo&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-112655611013628909?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/112655611013628909/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=112655611013628909' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/112655611013628909'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/112655611013628909'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2005/09/monkeys.html' title='Monkeys'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-112645474472412696</id><published>2005-09-11T09:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-11T09:06:42.800-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Northwestern 38, N. Illinois 37</title><content type='html'>Who would go for 2?&lt;br /&gt;An extra point would tie it&lt;br /&gt;Coach is a moron&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-112645474472412696?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/112645474472412696/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=112645474472412696' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/112645474472412696'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/112645474472412696'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2005/09/northwestern-38-n-illinois-37.html' title='Northwestern 38, N. Illinois 37'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-112645456402292838</id><published>2005-09-11T09:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-11T09:02:44.023-07:00</updated><title type='text'>UCLA 63, Rice 21</title><content type='html'>That was a blowout&lt;br /&gt;49 in the first half&lt;br /&gt;Next week: a real team&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-112645456402292838?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/112645456402292838/comments/default' 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src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-112645446599877081</id><published>2005-09-11T08:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-11T09:01:06.006-07:00</updated><title type='text'>#2 Texas 25, #4 Ohio St 22</title><content type='html'>Too many mistakes&lt;br /&gt;Our defense won us that game&lt;br /&gt;Hope we beat OU&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16561957-112645446599877081?l=mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/112645446599877081/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16561957&amp;postID=112645446599877081' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/112645446599877081'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16561957/posts/default/112645446599877081'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mydailyhaiku.blogspot.com/2005/09/2-texas-25-4-ohio-st-22.html' title='#2 Texas 25, #4 Ohio St 22'/><author><name>Ranjit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874920109603762718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/65/1075613/577943523580l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16561957.post-112630837777407353</id><published>2005-09-09T16:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-09T16:26:17.776-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Friends</title><content type='html'>Monica and Ross&lt;br /&gt;Chandler, Phoebe, and Rachel&lt;br /&gt;Joey has a show&lt;div 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